TOP TEN REASONS TO HIRE A CADDY GIRL
1 ) To hurt the guys you are betting against- We’re ideal for distracting and poking fun at your buddies on the green!
2 ) To do all of the things you are too lazy to do- We all know you don’t feel like fixing those divots and raking sandtraps.
3 ) To make yourself look really cool and envied by other golfers- Men love to “show off” not only golfing skills, but their amazing caddies.
4 ) Pure entertainment- We are so FUN, some of us even do back flips on the back nine and bring Golf Trivia games!
5 ) Service- Everyone wants their balls and clubs washed by a professional!
6 ) The View- Sometimes a beautiful course just isn’t enough…
7 ) We are the BEST and ONLY- We only hire the smartest, most outgoing, and attractive girls- we are NOT an online database hiring just anyone.
8 ) Fun Company- Driving in a cart from hole to hole listening to our bad jokes is great!
9 ) To prevent drunk driving- We are excellent cart drivers and promote proper course etiquette!
10 ) To get your beers- Who wants to wait two hours for the beer cart lady?